America Under Attack
for all the angry women out there...
Source Unknown
Take all American women
who are within five years of menopause - train us for a few weeks, outfit
us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac,
hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop us (parachuted, preferably) across
the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes naturally.
Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even
when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable
enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
We've had our children, we would gladly suffer
or die to protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands,
if they haven't left already.
And for those of us who are single, the prospect
of finding a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being
struck by lightning. We have nothing to lose.
We've survived the water diet, the protein diet,
the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and saunas across
America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive months in the hostile
terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all! |
